Showing my guy friends how to use Tumblr:

Rob: “So it’s like Facebook, but with porn.”
Me: “Yeah, but ignore the porn, you can…”
Rob: “You can’t do that.”
Me: “Can’t do what?”
Ali: “You can’t tell guys to ignore porn.” 

Frustrated. 
I think I’ve gonna go to bed early and try and zen.
Two sides of every story. 

http://www.reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/t9w9v/in_love_with_my_new_tee_also_spent_today_patching/

That was on Reddit

And 

http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.last.fm%2Fuser%2FLeighBane1&h=pAQHvAwuL

On Last.fm

FIRSTLY, If you have spent any time talking to me at all, you’d know I’d rather eat my own face than listen to “The Story So Far” which i have just listened to for the first time. 

SECONDLY, if you’re going to be pathetic enough to use my name and pictures, don’t link it to my Tumblr and facebook since someone has just contacted asking something about one of the posts this imposter posted and I’m just sat here eating a shepard’s pie like “WHAT??!”

Whoever it is, I feel very sorry for you if you have to take a picture of me chilling in my kitchen and putting it on Reddit for the comments. I post pictures of myself every now and again amongst all my other posts and it pisses me off frankly than someone is posting my pictures and probably having a violent wanking session to any comments they get in response like the giant gooch they are. 

SO THERE YOU GO. 

Anonymous asked: sorry to be personal but how much do you weigh?

I’m not entirely sure. I thought I was eleven stone (I’m five eight) but it turns out my scales are broken, because i put my five foot four mother on them and it said the same thing. My cat is also apparently eleven stone. 

I’ll try my friend’s digital scales tomorrow and let you know :)